1. On Snooze Button Etiquette

    Deadspin Mailbag Tuesday:

    What is proper snooze button etiquette when you have roommates? We’ve discussed this as a house, and we’ve come to a compromise of 30 minutes if you’re a heavy sleeper that lets the alarm ring forever (longer than 5 minutes) before turning it off. A quick turn off (within 5 seconds) and you’re allowed an hour.

    That sounds fair. Anyone who lets the alarm just fucking ring forever should be poisoned.

    On Sunday night after football I got super ambitious and set my alarm for 6:30AM to start Monday early.  The next morning I pressed snooze for two hours straight.  Worst. Neighbor.  Ever.